I don’t think most people will find the humor in these; only if they are Colombian or have spent time living in Colombia, in which case all these funny memories come back to you.
Never miss a minute
Shit Or Don't Shit Entrance To The Bathroom Costs $500 Pesos
Jilton Hotel
Dames Bathroom - Damos Bathroom
Improvised lid
Improvised telephone services
Fax Services/Computer Services/C.D. Sales/Other Small Stupid Stuff For Sale
Makeshift diving board
Mean Dogs Do Not Approach
If You Are Not A Straight Shooter Sit Down To Urinate
We Deliver Painted Houses
We Sell Cold Ice
Urinating Is Prohibited/Fined A MACHETAZO!
The Ladies That Have Their Period Please Abstain From Using The Pool. Thanks!
We'll Grow Together, Faggot / Bancocolombia How High Do You Want to Get?
Canine bike messenger
Open - Please Honk
Executive Light Lunches
Glass - We Misspelled The Word, But We Do Know How To Place Them!
Colombian flag - improvised bathroom door
Zone For Stealing Cell Phones
Feel free to leave your translations in the comments.
