I don’t think most people will find the humor in these; only if they are Colombian or have spent time living in Colombia, in which case all these funny memories come back to you.
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Never miss a minute
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Shit Or Don't Shit Entrance To The Bathroom Costs $500 Pesos
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Jilton Hotel
![Improvised Lid](http://img26.imageshack.us/img26/5910/48842971.jpg)
Dames Bathroom - Damos Bathroom
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Improvised lid
![Improvised telephone services](http://img111.imageshack.us/img111/8224/462z.jpg)
Improvised telephone services
![Fax Services/Computer Services/C.D. Sales/other small stupid stuff for sale](http://img111.imageshack.us/img111/589/460.jpg)
Fax Services/Computer Services/C.D. Sales/Other Small Stupid Stuff For Sale
![Makeshift diving board](http://img111.imageshack.us/img111/8855/455g.jpg)
Makeshift diving board
![Mean Dogs Do Not Approach](http://img5.imageshack.us/img5/4787/453vpk.jpg)
Mean Dogs Do Not Approach
![If you are not a straight shooter sit down to urinate](http://img5.imageshack.us/img5/5548/451b.jpg)
If You Are Not A Straight Shooter Sit Down To Urinate
![We Deliver Painted Houses](http://img5.imageshack.us/img5/1850/28287564.jpg)
We Deliver Painted Houses
![We Sell Cold Ice](http://img5.imageshack.us/img5/8302/86999160.jpg)
We Sell Cold Ice
![Urinating is Prohibited/Fined a MACHETAZO!](http://img8.imageshack.us/img8/8391/42854355.jpg)
Urinating Is Prohibited/Fined A MACHETAZO!
![The ladies that have their period please abstain from using the pool. Thanks!](http://img8.imageshack.us/img8/2674/81411532.jpg)
The Ladies That Have Their Period Please Abstain From Using The Pool. Thanks!
![Well Grow Together, Fairy / Bancocolombia How High Do You Want to Get?](http://img8.imageshack.us/img8/7779/367pvz.jpg)
We'll Grow Together, Faggot / Bancocolombia How High Do You Want to Get?
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Canine bike messenger
![OPEN - Please HONK](http://img5.imageshack.us/img5/4193/217usd.jpg)
Open - Please Honk
![Executive Light Lunches](http://img5.imageshack.us/img5/3913/161xrz.jpg)
Executive Light Lunches
![Glass - We Misspelled The Word, But We Do Know How To Place Them](http://img5.imageshack.us/img5/1260/160yzt.jpg)
Glass - We Misspelled The Word, But We Do Know How To Place Them!
![Colombian flag - improvised bathroom door](http://img5.imageshack.us/img5/2668/144zei.jpg)
Colombian flag - improvised bathroom door
![ZONE For Stealing Cellulars](http://img529.imageshack.us/img529/631/133j.jpg)
Zone For Stealing Cell Phones
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