by Clare Hamilton (age 9)

On Monday, I did everything right-
except put on my pants.
On Tuesday, I went to sit down at my desk
but then I saw that it was covered in ants.
On Wednesday, I thought I was late for school
but then I looked at the clock and saw that it was 5:30.
On Thursday I went out to recess,
I tripped over a rock, plopped right into the mud
and got very dirty.
On Friday I forgot that there was no school
and when I saw that no one was there, I felt like a fool.
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and I totally hate when I forget to put pants on..
It was always a great school day when the regular teacher called in sick and we had a substitute. Or a snow day. Loved the poem.
d’aaaaw
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Incredibly awesome
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Dude, she’s nine years old. No one’s expecting Gwendolyn Brooks or Maya Angelou.
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darling, I’m very proud of all of your efforts. I think that this one rocks! (your extremely objective mom)