i went to his facebook page and started to write something. then i erased everything and started writing something new. then i erased that and went back to my facebook page and started to leave a comment under his flarf. then i erased what i had written and started to write another comment. then i got up and opened my refrigerator and poured myself some cold water. i drank a lot of it. i was parched. my palms were a little sweaty. yes, i took it personally. i did. i had been flarfed.