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Nov 25 2009

James Kromer Almost Crashes into FBI Building

Published by herocious under ::IN THE NEWS::

::Somewhat factual account based on an actual newspaper clipping::

crazy manImagine this: sitting inside the University of Minnesota Public Health building on a Thursday at 6 pm. Just another weekday at the office. Suddenly, a pickup truck crashes through the window.

Glass shatters.

Structural damage seems to have occurred.

Someone screams.

The driver leaps out of the pickup and shows his face. He’s armed with a shotgun. You don’t know what to make of it. You sit tightly in your chair, knowing the police headquarters are very near, it being downtown. It’s only a matter of minutes before the fuzz sirens into the scene.

Caper.

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