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I think most people are familiar with the term “schadenfreude”, to revel in others’ misfortune.  Surely there must be some word to describe a variation on this sensation:  experiencing something painful or disturbing and then feeling the need to inflict it on others.  Whatever the name, consider it the motivation for this post.

There are men in this world – lots of them apparently – who would prefer to be without their manhood:  voluntary or wannabe eunuchs.  Researchers from Dalhousie University in Canada have taken a keen interest in this community, conducting multiple studies on an online group of these folks to gain insight into who they are and, more importantly, WHY??  Here are some nuggets of information for you:

  • The most frequently cited (40%) reason for desiring castration was to achieve what’s called a “eunuch calm”.
  • The number of wannabes who were motivated by a fetish was roughly equal to the number who wanted to do it for “cosmetic” reasons.
  • A major problem within this community is employing “street-cutters” or attempting self-castration.  Let me say that again:  street-cutters.
  • There is something called “chemical castration”, which does not involve acid as I initially feared.
  • 19% of all wannabes in one study had attempted self-castration, with only 10% seeking medical assistance.

A famous self-castrater?  How about Boston Corbett, the man who shot and killed John Wilkes Booth 144 years ago:

“On July 16, 1858, in order to avoid the temptation of prostitutes, Corbett castrated himself with a pair of scissors. Afterward, he ate a meal and went to a prayer meeting, before going for medical treatment.”

And that ends this public service announcement. Enjoy your day!

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  1. WriterX (Reply) on Thursday 23, 2009

    Hands down the most interesting thing I’ve read all day. I’ll file this away in case it comes up in my next Trivial Pursuit game. Is it really “eunuch calm” or is it more like “eunuch shock”?

  2. thetruthisoutthere (Reply) on Thursday 23, 2009

    Is it me or did that article just seem to finish when it had hardly started? I want the gruesome details!

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  3. TracyOConnor (Reply) on Thursday 23, 2009

    How do you find a street cutter? On Craigslist? What if they turn out to be a serial killer?

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  4. ChristianBalesBatman (Reply) on Thursday 23, 2009

    So, wait. Do they cut their balls off, or their wiener or both?

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  5. janeshmane (Reply) on Thursday 23, 2009

    I’d imagine the guys doing it for cosmetic reasons would get rid of the whole mess while those after eunuch calm might leave the dongle.

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  6. beinghuman0 (Reply) on Thursday 23, 2009

    Cut off the wiener and make it into a vagina, but leave the balls. How hilarious would that be?

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  7. ChristianBalesBatman (Reply) on Thursday 23, 2009

    lol, you’d get teaagged when you muff dived

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  8. beinghuman0 (Reply) on Thursday 23, 2009

    From the list of things you never want to hear from any surgeon: Yo dawg, we put balls with your vagina so you can teabag while you muff dive.

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  9. SomethingWonderful (Reply) on Thursday 23, 2009

    Having read this makes me no longer want to call it my "Junk". I value it too much.

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  10. MrMustard (Reply) on Thursday 23, 2009

    From the list of things you never want to hear from any surgeon: Yo dawg

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  12. Roger (Reply) on Thursday 23, 2009

    I would ask everyone to live and let live. You may not understand why these people make this decision, but isn’t that what makes life great isn’t it?

    50 years ago there were no homosexuals, because we weren’t prepared to accept this point of view. They were written off as crazy or ’sexually insane’. Fortunately, times have changed, and we have grown tolerant of gay, lesbien, bi and transgendered folk.

    Eunuchs are just another form of transgender who is neither male nor female. These people will want to escape being male, but have no strong urge to be female. They will not likely understand it any more than you do. Nobody chooses thesee feelings anymore than anyone chooses to be gay. Please keep an open mind.