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How many of these terms, selected from the three-page prologue of Cormac McCarthy’s 1979 novel Suttree, can you define with some precision using only your brain?

1. stele
2. pinchbeck
3. dogwhelk
4. dementia praecox
5. hawsers
6. neap
7. flitch
8. chapbook
9. maugre
10. murengers
11. grots

Take the poll below and if you’re stumped on some of them, let’s see your best invented definitions in the comments.

How many can you define?

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  1. herocious (Reply) on Tuesday 24, 2009

    I know that hawsers is a kind of rope. I’m guessing that chapbook is the Bible.

  2. eatcrapanddie (Reply) on Tuesday 24, 2009

    Apparently I am a complete dolt.

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  3. mrjellyfish (Reply) on Tuesday 24, 2009

    I knew a chapbook was some not very specific kind of book, and I guessed a dogwhelk was a kind of whelk (and I knew a whelk was some kind of mollusk). So I might give myself 1.25 out of 10.

  4. wnu (Reply) on Tuesday 24, 2009

    Nice on hawsers and whelk. I only knew stele is a monument of sorts. The prologue is especially tricky, but the rest of the book still averages about one baffling word per page or two.

  5. drebola (Reply) on Tuesday 24, 2009

    Cormac McCarthy outshines us all. He’s up there in the Pantheon with Faulkner. Far as I’m concerned.

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  6. drebola (Reply) on Tuesday 24, 2009

    I love the last choice–I am Cormac McCarthy. You should see this list for Blood Meridian. By the way, he doesn’t just have an insane vocabulary… his novels are incredible. Child of God is a great place to start if you don’t want to have to consult the dictionary too much on the first go-round.

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  7. sockdoll (Reply) on Tuesday 24, 2009

    Knew a few, guessed a few, and a few were completely new to me.

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  8. leavesoflorien (Reply) on Tuesday 24, 2009

    Only knew about two out of the entire list. Unfortunate. Must read more.

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  9. Yarbles (Reply) on Tuesday 24, 2009

    Four sounded familiar and I might be able to bullshit my way through a definition. But I’m likely at two. I just finished Blood Meridian for the second time a little while ago.

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