Things to Do if You Can’t Sleep

1. read thoughtful book.
2. become annoyed with comprehension required.
3. read frivolous book.
4. become annoyed with frivolity.
5. read e. e. cummings poems for a while.
6. get frustrated at hard one and stop.
7. listen to same song approximately 87 times.
8. write in journal. become consumed with feelings of self-loathing and/or -pity.
9. sit on your floor and try to figure out what to do.
10. take a shower, number 9 having failed at producing satisfactory conclusion.
11. draw pictures on foot.
12. stop when pen stops working.
13. brush teeth again.
14. write inane list in hopes of becoming tired.
15. verdict: failure.

(feeling of boredom with self – throughout)

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