-Whoa! Check out those chicks over there. Uh, hey baby.
-Hey baby, yeah!
-What’s that crap all over you?
-Uh, it’s like our beards.
-Yeah, damn we’re smooth.
-Those aren’t beards. You just glued some hair on your faces.
-Don’t you know that beards went out in like the 80’s.
-Uh, look, do you chicks want to make out or do you just want to play games?
-Why don’t you boys lose the beards, cut back on the wanking,
-And try us again in like ten years.
-Yes!
-Um, hey Butt-Head, how do they know we’ve been wacking?