I can’t believe Mr. President fell for that line by the program’s host. She was just trying to get him to admit to being a liberal. “So, Barack, seems like they serve some liberal portions there. You know, that is one of the things I like about this place.” It was so effortless! I’m Barack Obama, and approve of this restaurant because it’s LIBERAL. I imagine we’ll see her contributing to Fox News very soon. She’s good.

And what does Obama order? The sampler. Typical for a politician. He wants to please everybody and avoid being limited by a particular position. Be more like dreads girl. Wash your blackened catfish down with a frosty Abita. Lead.

How does a fireman make it to adulthood without eating fried steak smothered in creamy gravy? What is it that you eat up there to get you through those inhumane winters?

I remember Dixie Kitchen’s tomatoes. They’re full of life. Obama not only knows how to do the Heizman on dat Hoe, but he knows good food.