2. I complain too much.
3. The sound of waves mutes everything else.
4. Simple garden work dirties your hands and cleanses your soul.
6. I live 4 ft above sea level.
7. The power to shit magic mushrooms isn’t limited to cows. Elk can, too.
8. A foolproof way to save a dying species is to make it sacred.
9. Lupines are wild and beautiful.
10. Sheds are great places to hang out.
11. The only reason I prefer a dishwasher over hand washing is because of the rack.