Aug
04
2010
by ML Kennedy

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Oct
17
2009
I thought that I was having some sort of hallucinogenic Valentine’s Day pajamagram flashback when I saw a television commercial last night for something called the Snuggie. Have you seen this clothing marvel? The Snuggie looks like something monks or satanic cultists would wear at a super-secret hazing ceremony except the Snuggie comes in these blindingly happy red and blue colors. Picture your grandmother’s most hideous housecoat worn backwards and you’ve got yourself a Snuggie.
Frankly, I was surprised that it aired in Arizona because I live in a place that has three cold days in an entire year. The Snuggie in Phoenix would be about as helpful as a snow shovel.
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